Captain Diarrhea and the Shartening
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1080p performance
| GPU | low | medium | high | ultra |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| RTX 5090 | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps |
| RTX 4090 | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps |
| RX 7900 XTX | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps |
| RTX 5080 | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps |
| RTX 4080 Super | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps |
| RTX 4070 Ti | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps |
| RTX 4070 | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps |
| RX 7800 XT | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps |
| RTX 3080 | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps |
| RTX 4060 Ti | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps |
| RTX 3070 | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps |
| RTX 4060 | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps |
| RTX 3060 | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 865 fps |
| GTX 1660 Super | 999 fps | 965 fps | 772 fps | 627 fps |
1440p performance
| GPU | low | medium | high | ultra |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| RTX 5090 | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps |
| RTX 4090 | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps |
| RX 7900 XTX | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps |
| RTX 5080 | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps |
| RTX 4080 Super | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps |
| RTX 4070 Ti | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps |
| RTX 4070 | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps |
| RX 7800 XT | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps |
| RTX 3080 | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 973 fps |
| RTX 4060 Ti | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 919 fps |
| RTX 3070 | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 838 fps |
| RTX 4060 | 999 fps | 999 fps | 932 fps | 757 fps |
| RTX 3060 | 999 fps | 998 fps | 799 fps | 649 fps |
| GTX 1660 Super | 905 fps | 724 fps | 579 fps | 470 fps |
4K performance
| GPU | low | medium | high | ultra |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| RTX 5090 | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps |
| RTX 4090 | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps |
| RX 7900 XTX | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps |
| RTX 5080 | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 952 fps |
| RTX 4080 Super | 999 fps | 999 fps | 999 fps | 894 fps |
| RTX 4070 Ti | 999 fps | 999 fps | 870 fps | 706 fps |
| RTX 4070 | 999 fps | 932 fps | 745 fps | 606 fps |
| RX 7800 XT | 999 fps | 821 fps | 657 fps | 533 fps |
| RTX 3080 | 998 fps | 799 fps | 639 fps | 519 fps |
| RTX 4060 Ti | 943 fps | 754 fps | 603 fps | 490 fps |
| RTX 3070 | 860 fps | 688 fps | 550 fps | 447 fps |
| RTX 4060 | 776 fps | 621 fps | 497 fps | 404 fps |
| RTX 3060 | 665 fps | 532 fps | 426 fps | 346 fps |
| GTX 1660 Super | 482 fps | 386 fps | 309 fps | 251 fps |
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About
"Captain Diarrhea and the Shartening" (2022) is an unconventional top-down action shooter that stands out for its bizarre movement mechanics and humor-infused gameplay. Players take on the role of a transformed character seeking revenge against the sinister black military division that turned them into a peculiar weapon of chaos. This indie title combines fast-paced combat with quirky abilities, making for a unique gaming experience that thrives on its absurdity.
When it comes to PC performance, "Captain Diarrhea and the Shartening" is accessible to a wide audience, requiring only an entry-level GPU to run smoothly. With a minimum GPU score of approximately 4, players can expect decent FPS even on low to mid-range systems. For optimal performance, pairing at least 4 GB of RAM with an affordable GPU can help ensure stable frame rates and satisfying graphics settings, allowing gamers to fully enjoy the frenetic gameplay without significant hitches.
If you enjoy action-packed indie games with a twist of humor and don’t mind the unconventional theme, this title is worth your time. While it may not be for everyone, its unique take on shooter mechanics and decent ratings make it a playful addition to your gaming library.
Performance profile
Released in June 2022, Captain Diarrhea and the Shartening targets RTX 20/30-series and RX 6000-era hardware. A current mid-range GPU (RTX 4060 Ti / RX 7700 XT) is the sweet spot for 1440p Ultra; 4K needs a high-end card.
Action titles like Captain Diarrhea and the Shartening reward high framerates for visual clarity during combat. A mid-range modern GPU at 1440p 60–120 FPS is the practical sweet spot; VRR (G-Sync/FreeSync) smooths out drops during heavy effects.
Extremely light — Captain Diarrhea and the Shartening runs at 60 FPS 1080p on any integrated GPU (Intel Iris Xe, AMD Radeon Graphics) or a decade-old discrete card like the GTX 1050. A current-gen RTX 4060 pushes 4K Ultra without effort.
